all bets are off. except on weekdays.

the file cabinet project is no more.
here are the last surviving choice employee names, although i find the first selection to be of higher quality.

howard hughes [bring him his bobo]
trif lon
karla klumpp
billy ray love [yes, the billy ray love]
ronald mcdonald [must be from back when mcdonald's didn't hire pedophile clowns]
egon johansson
fritz johansson
leroy jenkins [LLEEEEEERRROOOOYYYYY JJJJEEEENNNKIIIINNNSS]
see chong park [if he's out of prison and sober]
rufus daniel sagmeister [unfortunate]
harry smallwood [unfortunater]
barzilla e. young [i hope the e. stands for 'eats']
booker t. washington [let's end on a respectful note]

maybe i can find some other humorous aspects of working in a cubicle, other than just the hilarious irony and indignity of the situation in general.
morale is low.
odds are slim.
what do i do?

recommended music:
tv on the radio - playhouses
radiohead - fog