8th floor

you know where i spend the majority of my waking hours now?



the only difference between this picture and now is that now there are like six more stacks of papers that need to be organized... and there's a lava lamp, a large quantity of skittles, and a sign to specify whether or not said cubicle is open or closed.

now, one of my assignments is to reorganize a wall-sized file cabinet containing the personal information of essentially every employee of this corporation that is currently draining my life force. i just thought i'd share with you some of the interesting names that i've stumbled across thusfar:

glandword brickwood
roy herbert bryfogle
muhammad ali
brainard george buckley
bertram asserson
janina assman
john joseph BUYA [emphasis mine...]
steve chrysafides
theopolis crawford
steve czombus
cyriel h. oeroo
leroy albert dhooge
william j. frisbee
freddie jay hamburger
max hammer [hopefully his middle initial is 'c']

if you would like me to call you any one of these names from now on, please let me know.

recommended music:
gnarls barkley - crazy
the dandy warhols - sleep